#fucking sid the sloth fucker

[lewishamiltonstuff]

@ F1 you can't see or wut?

[msookyspooky]

Is it weird I never found stu hot with the spitting and he sticking his tongue out and he looks like Sid the sloth a bit lol xd

No it's not weird I can understand bc at first I didn't see the appeal either. HOWEVER, now I want him to stick that tongue down my throat while choking me ~

I definitely think with Matthew Lilard in general it's a personality appeal and his vibes that make him so fine (And his looks imo). He's so fucking charming and funny and sweet <3

NOW HEAR ME OUT; He is not NOT attractive but he is definitely unconventionally attractive aka he has features that are not everyones cup of tea as opposed to Billy/Skeet that ik makes hetero men question things bc he is so conventionally attractive that most ppl with eyes can agree on that. (I remember talking to a friend and agreeing that if Skeet and Jamie switched places as roles that Randy's role would go from annoying geek to poor misunderstood boy played by Skeet to the fandom in a heartbeat and Billy played by Jamie would be hated on as much as Charlie was in Scream 4 ppl are shallow at the heart of it all and Billy's weird ass character DEFINITELY got away with pretty privilege the entire movie.)

But Matt is attractive to me, not smoking hot at first glance but everyone has they're own taste! At first glance he's just okay but when he speaks and moves and you see that swagger naturally pour out? 8 out of 10 easily what a fucking cutie I would be blushing if he spoke to me and when he's Stu and being crazy? Solid 9 out of 10. The character is so hot. I may not be the ultimate Stu simp but a simp I am for sure.😏🥴

I feel the same way about Eddie Munson. When I saw a pic of him I thought "Oh he's alright I guess. What's the hype tho?" BUT WHEN HE SPOKE AND HIS PERSONALITY AND CHARISMA SHOWED? I fell in love istg 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Another one is Lazlo from WWDITS there is nothing about him I usually find attractive (Again my preference; don't hurt me-) but I fully understand Nadja and he could smash anytime if I was in that universe. The sex is just oozing from him no matter what he does.

Gomez Addams is another example, I would FOLD for him even tho to most ppl he's not 'attractive' but omfg that man was the blueprint for me and still is ~

Def not hating or trying to change ur mind but It's the vibes. The sex appeal. The charisma. You do not have to be conventionally beautiful to be sexy as a mother fucker and I fully stand by that.

[fanfictionlive]

Sid x Nemo

Sid x Nemo

no homo

It was my first day of school. I wanted to stroke my fat chode but my b***h dad wanted to do that little poke out of the butt hole gay shit. I noticed there was a new student. he was one hot mother fucker. He was kinda shy but i could see he had a sexy personality deep in their. The second i saw his face my ass hole was soaking wet. God i wanted that green hairy ass and that furry chode.

It became lunch time and i saw he was all by himself at a lunch table with a boner. I came over and sat by him and then he whispered to me with the sexiest sloth voice, "Suck my ass". We then rushed to the janitors closet where we saw the old fuck killed him self. We decided to keep him for a little "Spice". Then he quickly and viciously ripped open my ass hole and used his anteater ass tounge to eat out my fishy ass hole. i was trying to hold my mouth shut with my little rtard fin because my good fin was lodged in big papi sids anal cavity. all of a sudden without a word he stopped. then FLURP i felt the janitors entire body go right inside my stretched asshole. By then i knew if he pulled the janitor out, my ass would prolapse like a "snake in a can". i fingered sids ass so hard he moaned then took a fat shit right on my fishy face. sid pulled the janitor out of my ass and i prolapsed faster than a mortar being shot at a crowd of nggs. speaking of n*ggs all of the fishy shit made the janitor look like more of a nggr than the king of africa. sid asked if when we left if we wanted to play fortnite. i then chocked him to death with my prolapsed asshole because i hate fortnite. i left to go home and my prolapsed asshole was waving around like a flag on one of those planes at a state fair. i went in my house. shot my dad in the lung and went in my room. i then fucking killed my self

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[hxrryspotter]

Listen you flat faced sid the sloth looking mother fucker, pictures are one thing but random 'sightings' etc. Are bullshit. Especially surrounding Skam, people troll to create frenzy and excitement, regardless of which country Skam fans are living in. I was saying it's pretty obvious to most here, that jodel is a regurgitatates bullshit and its not to be believed, pictures only young one. So your self parodic attitude can pull up a chair and Sit the fuck down.

SID THE SLOTH LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER SFMFNDNFNFN oh anon this made my day you truly made me laugh afmgdnfngn. Anyways as i was commenting on that ask - i never said i believed every single rumor, judt that the rumors have been mainly coming from norway so lol excuse me for standing up for someone and lettin them kno that they didnt deserve your stupid anon. You're gonna get it comin to you anon you really are :)